That Tom Horse

paint horse TomHe was a walkin’ horse, and not of the Tennessee kind,
Barn boards for legs, bony of hip and a bit cranky in the eye.
That Tom horse was no real looker unless you like ‘em raw,
But he moved out quicker than most others you’d find.

Throwin’ a leg over was like climbin’ after a cat up a pine tree.
Just as you strangled a fist-full of mane to light in the saddle,
The head of that Tom horse would come ’round to bite your rear.
With luck an’ a quick shinny up, he only got a chunk of your knee.

Gosh that Tom horse could be an ornery cuss, even on the fly.
His pair o’ paint ears would flap straight back on a whim,
And you’d feel a li’l bit a devil inching up his spine.
A hop n’ hoot n’ holler and your stirrups sayin’ good-bye.

You always had to watch him, he wasn’t a horse you trusted.
Never let the reins go slack or let him flat-out gallop.
But sooner or later you’d set a l’il loose in the saddle,
And that Tom horse same as said, “Pard, you’re busted.”

But when he wasn’t tryin’ to plant you in cow pies an’ dirt,
That Tom horse was ropin’ and slidin’, cuttin’ and holdin’.
Crossin’ canyons, duckin’ brush and trackin’ a herd of cows.
He had no quit, not a bit, even when he shoulda pulled up hurt.

For being all outta sorts with fire under his red n’ white hide,
You got to sorta liking that Tom horse in spite of all his faults.
There’s not been another who hunted country quite like him,
And each day astride that big paint was a day for quite a ride.

Putting the Western into Tree-Hugger

Had the crack team at work yesterday. The kiddos had appointments to pick up new shoes, so it was just me and my favorite old man Gus. He is an ace. Attacks the hills, super cowy and goes over and through most anything.

Gus the cowhorse and Doc the border collie

Thank goodness, because I sure made some amateur judgment calls yesterday. The cows were out the night before, so I was riding fence. I was so determined to see as much of it as I could that Gus and I got caught in no man’s land. Trail was faint at the beginning and, kerflump, dead as a skunk at high noon. Windfalls pushed me off the fence, and then we really were Lewis & Clarking it.

I was hugging trees left and right. We got in such a tight spot, Gus near tipped me backward over a windfall. Called it quits shortly after that and pointed our noses down country. A slip and nine slides later, we scrambled down a steep embankment onto a cow trail. I was shaking the branches and dust off us all for hours, and here’s a first, a pine needle had worked its way up under my cowboy hat and I didn’t find it til I took my shower.

Some people define a good horse as one that can come out of the box and put you in the right position in an arena. And those are sure some fine horses, but out here you’re better off to have a pony who puts his head down, goes where no horse has gone before and gets you home.

Stepping Back in Time: An Old-Fashioned Threshing Bee

History fascinates me. When I’m not geeking out over agriculture and photography, I’m a total nerd about things that happened decades and centuries ago.

Each Labor Day, there is an old-fashioned threshing bee held near Colfax, WA. A threshing machine run by a steam engine is set up, and teams of mules and horses cut and haul the grain to be threshed. It was fascinating to watch, and there was a great crowd in attendance. (Here’s a pretty neat animation on how a threshing machine works.

Old-Fashioned Threshing Bee - Harvesting with Mules

The neat thing about history is how much importance it plays in your present life. You are where you are because of what has happened before today. If you don’t know it used to take 15 men, horses and slow progress to harvest a field of wheat or barley, then it’s harder to understand the significance of how farmers are able to harvest grain today.

Old-Fashioned Threshing Bee - Mule Team

I suspect a lot of the people watching this year’s threshing bee had never seen draft horses or mules work. Some of them probably haven’t had a chance to experience modern agriculture. Each piece of information and each experience a person has helps shape their opinions. Events like old-fashioned threshing bees provide a base for understanding agriculture’s history and where it is coming from.

Transferring the grain from one wagon to the other for threshing

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The Real Side of Social Media

Dairy farmer @FarmerHeins rides a cowhorse for the first time.

Dairy farmer rides a cowhorse for the first time.

I had friends in college who played that ridiculous Sims game. My over-simplified idea of it ran along the lines of a fake world that real people orchestrated from the computer. I think sometimes people view social media the same way. That the people we talk to on Twitter and Facebook aren’t “real” people or “real” friends.

They are.

I had the privilige of hosting Chris Heins of @FarmerHeins Twitter fame this weekend. He’s a dairy farmer from Missouri, and I’m pretty sure we’re friends.

I learned all about things like days in milk, the fresh pen, milk tanks and calf huts. I feel like I can hang with the dairy boys a bit better now that I’ve got a handle on the lingo. And I wish I had a picture of him describing the barn set-up and flushing system using my kitchen table placemat.

He learned about beef cattle, border collies and riding horses. He got to see garbanzo bean fields, wheat harvest and an old-time threshing bee. I love where I live, and showing it to a friend this weekend helped me see it with fresh eyes.

It’s not just avatars and 140 characters. Social media people are real. The friendships are real. The conversations are meaningful, and the opportunities to learn are boundless.

Thanks to Chris, I now have a broader agricultural knowledge base. That’s awesome, and it wouldn’t have happened without social media. It’s a small world, but I doubt I would have bumped into him in the grocery store or on the airplane.

Social media is a powerful landscape for learning more about agriculture. Embrace it; there’s always something more to learn.

Grabbing for Leather and Mane

Ranch riding isn’t like those weekend rodeos. You don’t get style points. There are tiers of rocks and legions of trees. Rarely is an audience on hand.

Ranch riding is pass/fail. You either stay in the saddle or you don’t. You either show back up at the corrals in one piece or come stumbling in carrying your detached arm. You either got the cow or she escaped.

If a horse decides he’s gonna cut it loose, I’m not going to stay on a real long time. I can ride a crow-hopper. I can even stick through a good solid buck or two, but I’m not going to make the 8-second call if my cayuse goes to the rodeo while I’m on board.

This weekend wasn’t an Erica Rides Pretty type of show. Maybe Erica Rides Gritty. It was short reins, ear watching and down-hill caution. It was hanging out in mid-air, grabbing for leather and mane, riding by instinct.

I passed this weekend only because I’ve spent years failing. Years of getting thrown, falling off and being a tiny passenger perched on runaway horses.

Even when you fail, it doesn’t mean you’re a failure. There’s a difference between the two. Fail means you got dumped. Failure means you didn’t get back up and try again.

Pass the test every time you can. When you fail, dust off your bum and climb back on.

She’s still out there riding fences.

I’m spending the weekend riding fence with two of my favorite boys and singing “You Just Can’t See Him From the Road” by Chris LeDoux.

But he’s still out there riding fences,
Still makes his living with his rope.
As long as there’s a sunset he’ll keep ridin’ for the brand,
You just can’t see him from the road.

Gus - bay horse headshot

Gus, the cowhorse, sticking out his tongue

Gus, bay quarter horse with mouth full of grass

Gus, bay quarter horse

Doc, border collie cow dog

Photojournal: Ranch Life

Yesterday was a gorgeous northwest day. Loads of sunshine. Warm temperatures. Amazing scenery. A few hours in the saddle. Total bliss of a day.

I just can’t cut the team anymore than I have so you get all these pictures today.

Snake River canyon pastures

Snake River canyon pastures

Gus, the cowhorse

Gus

Mares standing in corral

Ladies in waiting.

Wooden rail fence

Black Percheron mare lying down by Snake River

Peggy or Polly - I can't ever remember who is who.

Snake River

Snake River

Turk, black Percheron draft horse

Turk

Life. Saddle. Wisdom.

Life. It makes much more sense in the saddle.

View from the Saddle

I can’t imagine loving any other way of life the way that I love cattle ranching.

Rounding up cattle in the canyons

Moving cattle to spring grass, lined out down the tracks

Pack horse grazing up on top of the canyons

Me and Gus after a good day in the hills

Position Counts When Dancing with Cows

In the movies, every cowboy wears big hats, shiny silver spurs and gallops his horse to chase down the cows. It makes for action-packed scenes, but if you work cows all the time like they do in the movies then you’re doing something wrong.

Sure, now and again you do have to light a fire under your horse’s tail. I always go zero to sixty when there’s an opportunity to cut the escape off early before losing the whole bunch back over the 800 acres you just covered. The horse kind of enjoys it. Shoot, so do I.

But if you’re good – and if you’ve got a good horse under you – you don’t have to prove how good you are all that often.

Canyons along the Snake River

A couple months ago, I was riding the canyons in search of strays who hadn’t come in for the winter yet. The two we found hit the trail running and disappeared out of sight while the fence was being fixed. Instead of legging on out for home, those two holed up in a thicket of brush on a steep side hill.

Sneaky. But not sneaky enough. I waited for ‘em on the far side, and when they come rustlin’ out they were at a high-headed run with their noses pointed back up the canyon we’d just traveled.

I was tired. I’d been riding a fair piece, and I wasn’t keen on the long ride to retrieve these two old girls if they made it passed me.

I dug my heels into the sides of the roan I straddled. He’s a good-enough type of horse, and he was solid gold that day. Two big leaps down off the steepest part of the hill put us in front of the runaways. They could either stop or dive off the perpendicular edge of the canyon bottom.

They stopped, made one more stab at getting back up the canyon and then turned around for home. I gave the roan a pat on the neck and settled into a walk behind the two cows.

Position is really important in working cattle. Understanding flight zones. Working angles. A good horse and knowing the terrain certainly helps.

You’ll still have some movie-worthy chases. Cows are cows after all. Lots of work at a long trot, but the shuck your long johns, hot after ‘em chases? Those can be cut down to a couple quick moves if you’re paying attention to your position when the dancin’ starts.